Operation "Nobody Likes a Fatty"

Even now I cringe at thinking about those words coming from the perky athletic mouth of my ginger acquaintance.  She'd say that all the time referencing herself...I guess as motivation to work out.  But to someone who doesn't work out and has a little junk in the trunk (nah mean!!) it's not a sensitive thing to say.  


Wow...that's probably the most girlie thing I've said all day.   "Be more sensitive!!" For real, LilFoot....don't be such a chick. Ok so anyways,


I just talked to my personal trainer who will be coming by on a regular basis in the weeee a.m. to make sure I do cardio and...stuff?? The conversation was at least interesting. Yes, she's certified/trained/educated in....exercise stuff.  Yes she'll help me meet all my goals and LOSE WEIGHT! Oh yeah and I need to journal for the next 2 weeks about what I eat. I'm deathly afraid she's going to request I slow down on the diet coke. She sounded super sweet and sugar coated the torture I'm about to pay a lot of $$ for. Now don't get me wrong!! I called her and I am excited to be accountable for some workouts because really....my motivation is a downward flaming spiral right now.  


But I don't trust her....she might as well be a man. :)